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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Halo Frisbee.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Anything good on tonight?'