'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Nation-building never works."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
Trump Poutine
Laughingstock
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
Winter Weather.
"I think we have run out of time..."
Tearing up the Iran Deal
'Cartoonist thinking'
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
"AI chat bot"
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