Planetary Commentator Mugs

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'