Celestial Commentators Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Heaven

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.