Planetary Pundit Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into the curiosity of a planetary pundit? Our collection features clever and humorous items that celebrate the wonders of the universe, perfect for stargazers and space enthusiasts alike. Whether they love to ponder the planets or enjoy a bit of cosmic comedy, these gifts bring the universe a little closer to home.

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.' mockup

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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Where does it all end up?

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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Obama Healthcare.

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"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..." mockup

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'. mockup

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

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Budget

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"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy." mockup

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

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'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.' mockup

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal. mockup

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

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"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?" mockup

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

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'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

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Planetary Pundit Gifts Collection

Planetary Pundit Mugs

Discover our full range of space-themed mugs for planetary lovers who enjoy their coffee with a cosmic chuckle.

Planetary Pundit Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows adorned with fun astronomical designs—an ideal gift for anyone who loves the cosmos to relax in stellar style.

Planetary Pundit Prints

Check out our eye-catching prints featuring planets and space humor, perfect for adorning walls of every celestial home or office.

Planetary Pundit T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty space-themed t-shirts, perfect for planetary enthusiasts who love to wear their universe with pride.