'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'
Polar Pundit Gifts
For those fascinated by polar regions and witty insights, our polar pundit collection offers humorous and thoughtful gifts. Perfect for anyone who loves the chilly outdoors or enjoys a good opinion wrapped in a smile. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the cool humor of polar experts and enthusiasts alike, making every gift a witty statement piece.
"He sold his fresh water before it melted."
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
CEO du Jour
Difference of Opinion
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Where does it all end up?
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Eldrow
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Obama Healthcare.
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
Honest Boris
Fifty shades of Leveson.
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
The Jose Padilla Experience
Torturing the English Language
Polar Pundit Gifts Collection
Polar Pundit Mugs
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