Geopolitics Pundit Gifts

I hate to break it to you, Stan, but the Geneva Convention is not three days of booze and schmoozing in Switzerland.

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Neo-International Law

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Away with the warmonger!"

CEO du Jour

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

US and the EU

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Trump Poutine

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.