Geopolitics Pundit Prints

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Neo-International Law

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Away with the warmonger!"

CEO du Jour

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Trump Poutine

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Where does it all end up?

US and the EU

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Obama Healthcare.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'