Geopolitical Pundit Gifts

Looking for a gift for a geopolitical pundit? Our collection features clever and thoughtful items perfect for those who love analyzing international relations. Whether they’re passionate about politics or always have the latest geopolitical insights, these gifts will resonate with their keen interest. Find humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints that speak to their expertise and enthusiasm for world affairs. Surprise your favorite analyst with something that captures their intellectual spirit and love of geopolitics.

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"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them." mockup

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

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'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?' mockup

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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Hate Platforms

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"Nation-building never works."

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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Neo-International Law

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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"Away with the warmonger!"

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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Trump Poutine

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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Where does it all end up?

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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US and the EU

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Obama Healthcare.

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Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders mockup

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.' mockup

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

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New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge. mockup

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

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Geopolitical Pundit Gifts Collection

Geopolitical Pundit Mugs

Explore our range of clever mugs designed for geopolitical pundits—perfect for their morning coffee or tea ritual.

Geopolitical Pundit Pillows

Decorate a space with our cozy pillows featuring geopolitical themes—ideal for any desk or living area.

Geopolitical Pundit Prints

Enhance their study or office with our striking prints celebrating world affairs and international relations.

Geopolitical Pundit T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for pundits and analysts who love to wear their interests on their sleeve.