Angelic Sitcom Enthusiast Gifts

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I still hate you."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Happens every time someone runs an electric can opener down there."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'When is break time around here?'

"I get great reception this way."

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."