Angelic Sitcom Enthusiast Pillows

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I get great reception this way."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'I was an overachiever.'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"A sizable gratuity always helps."