Angelic Sports Spectators Gifts

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Shoe repair

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Awkward!"

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'No hitchhikers!'

Water Balloons.

Supply was out of harps.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Angel learning to fly...

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

A stranger in paradise.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'