Angelic Sports Spectators Gifts

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Shoe repair

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Water Balloons.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Supply was out of harps.

Angel learning to fly...

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'No hitchhikers!'

A stranger in paradise.

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

And on the Seventh Day...

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

'He was a good rabbit dog.'