Angelic Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'Heulluva Mark.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."