Angelic Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'Heulluva Mark.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

The Reason for Storms

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'