Angelic Aerobics Enthusiast Gifts

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Bip."

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hexercise.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'