Angelic Acrobatics Admirer Gifts

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

Circus

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Hire Wire Act

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Gymnasts

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'