Angelic Antics Admirer Gifts

'Here he comes - Look busy!'

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I still hate you."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Cat Heaven.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Heavenly Take Out

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."