Angelic Antics Admirer Gifts

'Here he comes - Look busy!'

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Heaven Security Checks.