Angelic Acrobatics Admirer Mugs

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Could you keep still?"

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

Giraffe Portrait

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Hire Wire Act

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Gymnasts

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Cat Heaven.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."