Angelic Athlete Enthusiast Gifts

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Your angel is always with you

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."