Angelic Golfer Gifts

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golf Sale

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

And on the Seventh Day...

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

"So you can take it with you!"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Death of the pope.

Angel

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

'They were all out of wings.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop