Angelic Card Player Gifts

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Damn defibrillators.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Cards Blind Dating Game

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

Social Networking in Heaven.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"