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"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Damn defibrillators.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Cards Blind Dating Game

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I see my wife made it in.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'