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"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

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'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.