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'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Christmas 2020

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Santa's wash day.

Shoe repair

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Mexican angels.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Angel playing music

"Bip."