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"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

'Actually, this time the 'Depends' is for the little kids.'

Santa Claus Delivery.

Santas Pulling Sleigh

Santa's wash day.

Hip hop Santa.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I love these old decorations!"

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.