Santa Claus Collector T-Shirts

Donner party.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I'm in disguise."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa's wash day.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Hip hop Santa.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"