Santa Claus Collector T-Shirts

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't believe in you!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's wash day.

"I'm in disguise."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Hip hop Santa.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

NSA is coming to town.