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Santa Claus's Mail

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike