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'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Claus 2.0

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I don't believe in you!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Pole dancers

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

NSA is coming to town.

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'