Santa Claus Admirer T-Shirts

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.........

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Naught or nice? Compared to whom: Lance Armstrong? Roger Clemens?'

Reindeer Wanted

Santa Claus's Hot Air Balloon

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Apart from your obvious qualities, what makes you think you'd make a good, 'little helper'?"

Claus 2.0

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Rodin's Thinker.

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"