Fans Of Santa Claus Pillows

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Claus 2.0

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Pole dancers

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

NSA is coming to town.

Gluten-free Santa

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'