Santa Claus Fan Pillows

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I may be gone for some time.'

'I don't care who you are buddy. . . no one back-washes in this house!!'

Men/Women/Santa.

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

Yo ho ho!

"No doubt about it, I've got to start stretching out before doing this!"

"Bad news! They hacked Santa's computer and you're on the naughty list!"

'You overdo it when you play 'good cop'.'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I don't know how I'm going to get this down the chimney.'

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

No worries lad, of course I'll bring you a Playstation 2."

". . . and a prosperous New Year!"

"You gotta put him on the defensive. Ask him first if he's been naughty or nice."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Tia Carmen gives Sergio a mulled wine and he turns into Santa Claus.

"Don't say I never take you anywhere."

"Gifts don't come for free. Even Santa needs a side hustle."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"I'll be at Grandmother's house for Christmas. It's over the river and through the woods."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I'll tell you about the original St. Nicholas - he didn't freeze his ass off on street corners, talking to wiseguy kids like you.'

Blitzen's Funeral

"I don't believe in you!"

Claus 2.0

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Yeah, kid...Gotcha'

'Can you spare something to tide me over during the off-season?'

'Say, Logan - which elves are we talking about?'

"It's a procedure, sir. Remove your turban!"