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Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Pole dancers

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Santa Claws...

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'