Santa Claus Fandom Gifts

'Six-point-seven seconds. You're going to have to do a lot better than that if you expect to finish all of North America in three hours.'

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Pole dancers

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Santa Claws...

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'