Santa Claus Supporter Gifts

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Meet Santa's entourage

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"