Santa Collector Pillows

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

'Actually, this time the 'Depends' is for the little kids.'

Santa Claus Delivery.

Santas Pulling Sleigh

Santa's wash day.

Hip hop Santa.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I love these old decorations!"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"