Santa Enthusiast Pillows

Santapede

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Santa Self Esteem.

'Cutting fourth-quarter operating costs by eating venison was brilliant. Of course, now we've got a bigger problem.'

Father Christmas under CCTV surveillance going down a chimney.

Santa Playing Golf.

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

4 stages of Christmas

How to believe in yourself.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Health and safety notice for Father Christmas.

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

"If he can visit 453,000 houses in one night just image how quickly he could deliver the vaccine."

'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'

'First, is there going to be any shipping and handling charges on this stuff?'

'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'

"It all started with the odd mince pie and glass of sherry."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'So I charged a few billion gifts last year. I was going to pay it later.'

"You must contact everyone who's ever been on your naughty/nice list."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

Santa Playing the Piano

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

"Thank you for coming in on Christmas eve Mr. Claus, I hope it wasn't inconvenient."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"I'm available every day except one."

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

'Ok, enough of teh Ho, Ho, Ho just Blow, blow, blow!'

"Good boy, and I should know."

According to the complainant: 'He knows when youre sleeping, he knows when you're awake.' Care to explain?

'Next year could I just have the perfume?'

Santa gets a ticket