Santa Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

St. Elmo's fired.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"