Santa Humorist Pillows

No fax, no e-mail, no web page! And you expect people to believe in you?

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

For instance, a $25 delivery charge. You'd clean up right there.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Applause

Santa Elevator

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."