Saint Humorist Pillows

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Night-time halo

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Drive-thru Church

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'