Humorist Priest Pillows

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pope tarts.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Sermon Applause.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The Pope

"'Host' and Cheese?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

Holy Guacamole.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'We were just testing our faith.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'