Saint Humorist Gifts

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Night-time halo

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Drive-thru Church

Guru.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Praying Mantis.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Holy Mackerel!"