Papal Humorist Gifts

The road to conclave.

Pea-headed Pope

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Pope tarts.

Sermon Applause.

The ten ammendments

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Holy Guacamole.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

The Pope

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

Missing Parsons.