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"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Church restrooms

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Finger puppets in church.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Excommunicate Me.

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"First, do no ham."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Can we discuss this?"

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

Flight Into Egypt.