Catholic Humor Admirer Gifts

Big Brother in Monastery.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

The ten ammendments

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Finger puppets in church.

Jesus and the Peeps

Baby Bird

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Pope Benedict at Easter

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'Which father is the father?'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Dangerous Populist Pope

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"That's just sick."

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"Mary thanked me, and said, 'Fleece Navidad'."

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"