Catholic Humor Fan Gifts

Pope still on tight shedule.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Holy moly!"

Male On Sunday

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Excommunicate Me.

"First, do no ham."