Monastic Humor Fan Gifts

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

Dogma

St. Elmo's fired.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The ten ammendments

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Om and Ommer

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

'Born again bees

Basic Theology

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

True confession

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.