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'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

Dogma

St. Elmo's fired.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

The ten ammendments

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Male On Sunday

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Holy moly!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Rex and the Ten Commands

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Basic Theology

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Born again bees

'It was a split decision.'

True confession

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"