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Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Monk Prompt

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

How's my sermon. . .

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Bishops Snooker

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"...and in conclusion..."

The ten ammendments

'Even More Disciples'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."