Humor-loving Monk T-Shirts

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Computer literate Monk

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

No Connection.

Monk on PC.

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"We are on fax y'know"

"I want to get away to it all."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Monks haircutting with compasses

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

'Stop monking around and get inside!'