Humor-loving Monk Gifts

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Computer literate Monk

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

No Connection.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

It is true, we make our art in the sand, and then it is wiped clean to reflect the impermanence of life. Zen kitties. Litter.

Monk on PC.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"We are on fax y'know"

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

"I want to get away to it all."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.