Monastery Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a monastery humorist? Celebrate their unique sense of humor with clever, sacred-themed designs that bring laughter to spiritual life. From playful prints to amusing mugs, our collection offers a delightful way to honor their joyful spirit and love for monastic traditions. Whether they’re a seasoned monk or a devotee with a wit for humor, our products make thoughtful surprises that blend sacredness with a touch of comedy.

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"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet." mockup

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

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Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel mockup

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

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'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!' mockup

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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Guru.

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"It's time to get politics out of money."

"It's time to get politics out of money." mockup

"It's time to get politics out of money."

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..." mockup

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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Monk Prompt

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How's my sermon. . .

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"...and in conclusion..."

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Bishops Snooker

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The ten ammendments

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Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again." mockup

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

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'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.' mockup

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

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'Even More Disciples'

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Praying Mantis.

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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Regifts of the Magi

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!" mockup

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

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OM, SWEET OM

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'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.' mockup

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

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"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them." mockup

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..." mockup

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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Monastery Humorist Gifts Collection

Monastery Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and thoughtful mugs designed for monastery humorists. Find the perfect humorous gift that blends spirituality and wit in every sip.

Monastery Humorist Pillows

Shop cozy pillows featuring humorous monastic designs, ideal for adding a touch of sacred comedy to any room in your home or monastery.

Monastery Humorist Prints

Browse our selection of humorous prints celebrating monastic life. Great for decorating a space with wit, spirituality, and a smile.

Monastery Humorist T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts perfect for monastery humorists who enjoy blending sacred themes with humor. Perfect for casual days with a spiritual twist.